Women Are So Rude

How rude of women everywhere to plop their “international women’s day” (http://www.internationalwomensday.com/) smack-dab in the middle of “ground water awareness week” (http://southeastfarmpress.com/management/groundwater-awareness-week-set-march-6-12), “national consumer protection week” (http://www.gobankingrates.com/credit/national-consumer-protection-week-march-6-12/), “national problem gambling awareness week” (http://www.kake.com/news/headlines/March_6-12_Is_National_Problem_Gambling_Awareness_Week_117515878.html), “read an e-book week” (http://www.libraries.wright.edu/noshelfrequired/?p=2030), “teen tech week” (http://www.statelibrary.sc.gov/teen-tech-week-march-6-12-2011), and “ag safety awareness week” (http://www.fb.org/index.php?fuseaction=newsroom.focusfocus&year=2011&file=fo0228.html).  Shame on you, women.